Tag Archives: vacation

All Things in Moderation

My metabolism is on vacation. Better she than I, though. She looks much better in a bikini. I, in fact, haven’t looked good in a bikini since I was sixteen. And that, my friends, was quite a few years ago. … Continue reading

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Vacation Haiku

A midnight return To dog poop throughout the house Why did we come home?

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